excuse me, barmaid!

My name's Hiccup.

Oh, look! This fishbone really does talk!

Great name, I know. But it's not the worst. Parents believe that a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like my raw Viking-ness and charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that!

Uh. Hi. I'm, uh, here to… answer your questions. With my voice. I answer things with my voice. Not with my face, like Snotlout does. We all know how well that works for him.

Just kind of… drop them off in that little wooden box, and I'll get to them. Hopefully Toothless won't come barreling in when I'm trying to talk to you.

But you guys probably wouldn't object anyway.

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December 21st
4:42 PM
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Answering questions from Anonymous, foreverjoyous, and -oddevan.

Gods, this is strange.

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December 19th
7:18 PM
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Isn’t it kind of disconcerting that there are people who… follow you on here? I keep looking over my shoulder, expecting to see a crowd trailing around after me through the village.

Uhh, thanks for the interest anyway! I guess!

4:16 AM
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I’m answering questions. This is kind of nerve-wracking oh gods.

Sorry about that echo, by the way. Can’t really get rid of it in the house. I knew Dad shouldn’t have made the ceiling so high.

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3:47 AM
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Excuse me, barmaid!

No, wait, no, I wasn’t ahahaha no no no that’s okay don’t come over here please leave HAHA Astrid don’t kill me.

Uh. *COUGH.* H-Hi there, big wide world of… things! The name’s Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, but that’s kind of a mouthful, soooo… you can call me Hiccup. Or anything, I guess, as long as it’s not “Useless” or “Talking Fishbone” or “shut up, Hiccup, no one cares.”

You can ask me questions on here and I’ll answer them in person! Crazy, isn’t it? Amazing what kind of stuff we can, y’know, do, being Vikings and all. Don’t question it.

This guy says hello.

Soooo, uhhh, yeah, don’t be shy! Anybody can… ask me stuff, as long as it’s not embarrassing or scandalous or something Astrid would bite my ear off for, or something.

Let’s. Give this a go. D: